1) Farcebook - people recount hilarious episodes of their crazy lives

2) Acebook - Veterans of aerial combat recount their tales of dogfights in the sky

3) Faceliftbook - exactly the same content as facebook, but with a new, younger look

4) Twofacebook - sign up to praise your friends (and then bitch about them when they log off)

5) Plaicebook - where people write their own recipes that feature everyone's favorite fish

6) Facecook - only for people who resemble TV chefs

7) Macebook - people hook up to discuss their experiences with tear gas

8) Faceoffbook - each week two site members pair up to battle to death in unarmed combat

9) Visage de livre - Facebook for French people

10) Face2facebook - people actually leave the computer behind and meet people in real life (not sure if this one will ever catch on)